I legitimately can't tell if this is satire, particularly the "self-made" part.
Bezos' parents loaned him a quarter-million dollars in 1995 [1].
Gates' mother, while on the board of directors of United Way, convinced IBM to invest in MS in 1980 [2].
Zuckerberg's parents sent him to the crazy selective and expensive boarding school Philips Exeter Academy and was privately tutored in comp sci before college [3].
Bezos' parents loaned him a quarter-million dollars in 1995 [1].
Gates' mother, while on the board of directors of United Way, convinced IBM to invest in MS in 1980 [2].
Zuckerberg's parents sent him to the crazy selective and expensive boarding school Philips Exeter Academy and was privately tutored in comp sci before college [3].
[1] https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/02/how-jeff-bezos-got-his-paren...
[2] https://www.nytimes.com/1994/06/11/obituaries/mary-gates-64-...
[3] https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2010/09/20/the-face-of-fa...