HN is hilarious. Even after 10 years, majority of people here are unable to grasp that bitcoin IS money. MS and MSTR are performing a speculative attack on a soft fiat currency (supply increased >20% in 2020) using the hardest money ever. This strategy will only become more popular over time as it continues to pay off.
Bitcoiners have understood this part of the game theory for a while (see: https://nakamotoinstitute.org/mempool/speculative-attack/).
Have fun staying poor.