Ha, you jest, but you bring up a subtle point. There are degrees and dimensions of similarity. For example, two people who uphold a principle of freedom of speech may nonetheless completely disagree on any particular issue. But they are very similar in an important way.
Do you value independent thinking? If so, what part of the article did you most disagree with?
Do you value independent thinking? If so, what part of the article did you most disagree with?