Ironically, this response is VERY similar to the confusing verbosity of most programming languages. :)
In Python, you would just say:
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(NOTE: I do appreciate the thoughtful and detailed response. I was mainly illustrating a point for Python as an excellent programming language for novices.)
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(NOTE: I do appreciate the thoughtful and detailed response. I was mainly illustrating a point for Python as an excellent programming language for novices.)