Why should I believe some stranger who just walked into the funeral? Why would anyone listen to a gate-crasher? I think this kind of service only works on gullible people.
"I'm here to tell you something that the deceased had a whole lifetime to tell you, but just decided not to."
"I'm here to tell you something that the deceased had a whole lifetime to tell you, but just decided not to."
Sure, stranger. Sure. Whatever.