Comment by edw519

  English literature ----------> mathematics
  cook ------------------------> programmer
  newspaper -------------------> internet
  mall ------------------------> internet
  land line -------------------> cell phone
  phone -----------------------> email
  desktop ---------------------> laptop
  14" CRT ---------------------> 19" flat screen
  CDs -----> thumb drives -----> cloud
  radio -----> CD player ------> Ipod
  ie --------> Firefox --------> Chrome
  Yahoo mail ------------------> Gmail
  low level code --------------> applications
  building for myself ---------> building for my customers
  kissing customers' asses ----> properly serving customers
  suit & tie ------------------> jeans & shirt
  calling Mom -----------------> visiting Mom
  Pittsburgh Pirates ----------> Pittsburgh Steelers
  Simpsons --------------------> Family Guy
  USAir -----------------------> Southwest
  weight lifting --------------> bodyweight exercises
  eggs for breakfast ----------> fruit for breakfast
  McDonald's ------------------> Five Guys
  Reddit ----------------------> Hacker News
  lurking ---------------------> posting