Is this satire? It appears to be the real Roscosmos website, and yet this press release reads like the response of a child that – in an attempt to suppress tears after being second in a competition – lashes out defensively and throws around insults and excuses.
I'm trying to think of a less demeaning adjective, but the most fitting that comes to mind is "butt-hurt".
I'm trying to think of a less demeaning adjective, but the most fitting that comes to mind is "butt-hurt".