Much of your complaints simply do not apply to many use cases for people when developing a server side web application. Just because Go does not have such features you are used to using in your high level language does not make Go a bad language. I also find it funny that you dislike the simplicity of the language because it apparently empowers "blue collar" types (uhk, how gross!) to do the jobs you are used to doing.
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