That's nothing. Look at the job I took:
lifetime exclusive contract, you can't work anywhere else, not even moonlighting
$0 salary and no equity (you’re supposed to be compensated in satisfaction)
no benefits other than being told that "everything here is a benefit"
no possibility of promotion or raise, ever
no job description: just do what you’re told
no office of your own, in fact, nothing of your own, ever again
all work ever done for any other employer must be forgotten forever; it's useless here
everything you do is wrong
everything the boss does is right
if you want to work on any personal projects, you have to make it appear that it's really for the boss
micromanaging boss complains about everything every 7 minutes
strict hours: 24/7, always on call
lovely seating, but only for company
the work is boring and demeaning, like taking out the garbage and cutting the grass
all your comfortable clothes get thrown away
you have to drive, even though the boss tells you where to go
you have to wear an employment symbol everywhere so that other prospective employers know you're already employed
you can only go to hacker news when the boss is out...oh wait, hold on, Hi Hon, you're home! I'm in here, on the internet, on diamonds.com...<alt-tab> (bye)
lifetime exclusive contract, you can't work anywhere else, not even moonlighting
$0 salary and no equity (you’re supposed to be compensated in satisfaction)
no benefits other than being told that "everything here is a benefit"
no possibility of promotion or raise, ever
no job description: just do what you’re told
no office of your own, in fact, nothing of your own, ever again
all work ever done for any other employer must be forgotten forever; it's useless here
everything you do is wrong
everything the boss does is right
if you want to work on any personal projects, you have to make it appear that it's really for the boss
micromanaging boss complains about everything every 7 minutes
strict hours: 24/7, always on call
lovely seating, but only for company
the work is boring and demeaning, like taking out the garbage and cutting the grass
all your comfortable clothes get thrown away
you have to drive, even though the boss tells you where to go
you have to wear an employment symbol everywhere so that other prospective employers know you're already employed
you can only go to hacker news when the boss is out...oh wait, hold on, Hi Hon, you're home! I'm in here, on the internet, on diamonds.com...<alt-tab> (bye)