It also sounds a bit like real life parody to me.
How to find out employee morale?
Well, you need to hire some statistical experts, who model everything and than give you an estimate and if they got the callibration right, the result might be even close to reality.
Definitely easier than the other solution. Like talk to your employees once in a while and have a culture where they are not afraid to speak up if something is bothering them.
Ah no, too complicated. Back to math. That works better when dealing with those irrational emotional humans.
Well, you need to hire some statistical experts, who model everything and than give you an estimate and if they got the callibration right, the result might be even close to reality.
Definitely easier than the other solution. Like talk to your employees once in a while and have a culture where they are not afraid to speak up if something is bothering them.
Ah no, too complicated. Back to math. That works better when dealing with those irrational emotional humans.