Ask HN: Fastest way to $2500 month?

I'm desperate. I can't reveal my real identity, as I'm too ashamed. I'm very young and NEED to make a way towards passive/"subpassive" $2500 a month which can be built within a 2-3 months.

I'm very good in design and rails.

I'd really really really appreciate your ideas/thoughts.

Thanks, desperate hn user.