Listen. I'm from the Midwest, so for all you #WestCoast refugees seeking asylum here. Sometimes you gotta drive a half an hour, and you'll find a really shiny gem sleeping just outside your 'burb.
All I ask is that you please don't ruin this land for the rest of us. We've enjoyed our lives here quite well, while you mock us for being "fly over country".
Listen. I'm from the Midwest, so for all you #WestCoast refugees seeking asylum here. Sometimes you gotta drive a half an hour, and you'll find a really shiny gem sleeping just outside your 'burb.
All I ask is that you please don't ruin this land for the rest of us. We've enjoyed our lives here quite well, while you mock us for being "fly over country".