This made me laugh. We were tasked to write an app for a customer and one of the main requirements from their product manager was the app had to open within 1 seconds. Not a problem we thought, then their technical guy came up with all these requirements that had to be resolved during the startup sequence.
So it was not simple and it was not fast. Nobody wants simple.. ever.
So it was not simple and it was not fast. Nobody wants simple.. ever.