Comment by cerebellum

Your wife forgets to list that yahoo mail account to which she no longer has access and everything is deleted: family gets deported.*

You forget to list that LiveJournal, Advogato or Quora accounts: family gets deported.*

Your daughter forgets to list that Pinterest account: family gets deported.*

Your son forgets to list that last.fm or SoundCloud account: family gets deported.*

Your mom forgets her Academia.edu account and Mittens forgets her vampirefreaks account: family gets deported.*

[*] or separated...