Comment by stagbeetle

"Here's a box where you can put all your books in to make sure they're protected against any disaster."

"Here's also a long list of rules and conditions to this box. We know you won't read it."

"Can I get a quick rundown on what I can and can't do?"

"No."

"Alright, sounds good to me."

Fast forward 4 months:

"Hey, it looks like I'm missing a few books here, what's the deal?"

"We said you couldn't have anything about: [insert political side here], guns, chemistry, sexual acts outside of marriage."

"What, no you didn't."

"You agreed to the terms and conditions."

Thanks, Satan.