Comment by hoosieree

Thief: Hi, I'd like to withdraw $100 from Joe's account.

Bank: Here is $100 from your account, Joe.

Joe: Hi bank, where's my $100?

Bank: Already gave it to you.

Joe: Wasn't me.

Bank: Well, Joe, you screwed up big time. You let someone steal your identity. Sucks to be (the real) you!