Another petition rejected (although I do understand it was somewhat in jest). I do wonder what the point of these petitions are if the government basically refuses to act on any of them [1]. I guess it's nice because parliament debates the issue (on some occasions, a few times they just refuse [2]) then gives a public response of why they're not going to do what the petition asked for.
[1] https://petition.parliament.uk/#petitions-with-response
[2] https://petition.parliament.uk/archived/petitions/173199