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Can recommend this link; it's a one-click victory in buzzword bingo:

> As businesses adapt to capitalize on digital, trust will be the currency that drives this new economy.

> With z14 you can apply machine learning to your most valuable data to create deeper insights.

> In the digital economy data is the differentiator. IBM z14 can rapidly derive actionable insights and enable progressively smarter decisions for better customer experiences and new revenue streams.

> IBM z14 can help you accelerate development and delivery of secure, scalable services with new economic models.

With such key features as:

"100% encryption is 100% mainframe"

"Trust – the foundation of digital relationships"

"Facilitate new secure services with Java"

I actually like IBM mainframe tech, but this page is hilarious.

parent Athas 9 years ago

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