Comment by clemesha

At the top of the page source:

  <!-- Ahh... I see you're a distingushing Internet user.  You're really a "check under the hood" -->
  <!-- type of guy.  I like that about you.  I also like how you really told off that bully-->
  <!--at the Christmas party... you're such a stud.  And have you lost weight?  You're looking great.-->

and at the bottom:

  <!-- You looked all the way down here?!  Let's hump. -->

Classic.