Ah, yes. The mating call of the wild elite computer expert.
Microsoft: "We, only one of most technologically advanced companies with only the 2nd or 3rd highest market cap of any public company on the planet depending on the day, had a problem with infrastructure trying to manage possibly the largest software project that anyone has ever made. And then we solved it."
You: "Stop doing what you're doing and pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee."
Microsoft: "We, only one of most technologically advanced companies with only the 2nd or 3rd highest market cap of any public company on the planet depending on the day, had a problem with infrastructure trying to manage possibly the largest software project that anyone has ever made. And then we solved it."
You: "Stop doing what you're doing and pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee."