Comment by failedPatch_002

  Change the wallpaper.

Oh, I thought it was going to be:

  Prevent users from disabling automatic
  updates, and require persistent internet
  connections, and then deploy updates 
  every 7 days, so that users lose 10 or
  maybe 20 hours a week, waiting for failed
  patches to retry, and display ominous
  warning messages like "DO NOT POWER DOWN
  OR UNPLUG YOUR COMPUTER WHILE WE CONSTANTLY 
  WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BULLSHIT."

But I was pleasantly surprised by a different answer! Wow!