Not a straw man at all. Effectiveness should be simple to show and for safety they're not asking for perfect proof of safety just that it doesn't cause long term effects which is done a lot with animal studies. Hundreds of products go through FDA safety testing it's not some impossible test.
Also these aren't the same soaps used in hospitals. Hospital soaps are much harsher and use different chemicals.
Also these aren't the same soaps used in hospitals. Hospital soaps are much harsher and use different chemicals.