"On paper, my life seemed great. I had a dream job, a swanky apartment, and a loving girlfriend. But something was off. I couldn’t bear being chained to my desk in a stuffy office any longer. "
Yes yes, this is sounds just like me!
"So I decided to quit and travel the world, bringing only my passport, a small backpack, ..."
Yes yes! This is what I dream of doing. How did you do it? I'll leave tomorrow.
"... and my enormous trust fund."
GO FUCK YOURSELF
Yes, I recognize that this is satire. But there are real people out there for whom this is their real life. That is who I am waving my finger at.
Yes yes, this is sounds just like me!
"So I decided to quit and travel the world, bringing only my passport, a small backpack, ..."
Yes yes! This is what I dream of doing. How did you do it? I'll leave tomorrow.
"... and my enormous trust fund."
GO FUCK YOURSELF
Yes, I recognize that this is satire. But there are real people out there for whom this is their real life. That is who I am waving my finger at.