Comment by jenkinsj

Perhaps: MSEA (Master in Science of Engineering Awesome) BSEE (Binomial System Enterprise Engineer) CEA³ (Crack Enterprise Architect -to the 3rd!) CISSP-ISSAP (Calisthenic Infrastructure with Solipsistic System Paradigms - Isomorphic and Soporific System Accreditation Practices) PMP ITIL Pusillanimous Management Practices for Information Technology Inline Languages (or Pmpster IT for short)