"Chocolatey is based on v2 NuGet which is a) terrible and"
I laughed at that point because I completely agree that NuGet v2 isn't great at all. Also you forgot to mention that NuGet v3 is brand new and there isn't yet published documentation on how to get from one format to the next - https://github.com/NuGet/Home/issues/1870. Not sure how fast you expect Chocolatey to adopt NuGet v3, but it's a bit much to throw this argument in here as a reason NOT to use Chocolatey.
I laughed at that point because I completely agree that NuGet v2 isn't great at all. Also you forgot to mention that NuGet v3 is brand new and there isn't yet published documentation on how to get from one format to the next - https://github.com/NuGet/Home/issues/1870. Not sure how fast you expect Chocolatey to adopt NuGet v3, but it's a bit much to throw this argument in here as a reason NOT to use Chocolatey.